Mr. and Mrs Stinky

Hi all,
Today, just before my math class, I was sitting out in the hallway by the door on a bench. I was doing some homework for one of my other classes. When all of the sudden the most stinkiest man, I have ever smelled came and sat down on the same bench (about 5 people could have fit between us) and he smelled like B.O. and it was so bad my eyes started to water and I threw up in my mouth and I almost passed out. (He stunk) I was going to move but the class in the room I was waiting for let out and I stood up to go into the room.
As, I made my way into the room, to my horror he comes in. It then struck me, I had been smelling really bad B.O. in that class, I now know the source of it.
Poor Mr. Stinky, goes and sits in the front of class and I sat 4 rows behind him and I could still smell him. Just as I thought it couldn't get worse it did, because Mrs. Stinky came and sat next to the guy. This girl also smelled.
There clothes were drenched in old sweat spots with greasy hair. (I am a little OCD and the whole time, I was thinking I need to take a shower, and I was hoping the smell wouldn't stick to me) Luckily, I had good smelling lotion, I put on that kept my air semi-smelling good.
Well, after class, I get out in the open air and breath in the fresh air, and then head to library and to my horror this guy is headed there as well. My thought ohh no, please no. I then saw a sprinkle on and I wanted to say you see that sprinkler, I think you should run through it over and over and over and over until you no longer smell like that.
In the library mr and mrs stinky from class met up with 4 other individuals that all looked and smelled the same way. I moved floors in the library (the smell was bad).
Now, I don't usually, like talking bad about others, but this guy was horrible and smelly. The moral of today is, for people to talk to you without passing out or throwing up, Take a shower and practice basic hygiene skills.

Thanks for reading