Homework

Hi ya,
Today, I was asked if I had a boyfriend? I thought for a second about this and technically I do. Now I know a few (or most of you) are wondering "technically" How do you technically have a boyfriend? This is how, his name is homework. I spend all my spare time with my homework, studying and striving to memorize things. So, though no it is not a person, it is a time consuming thing, that gets almost all of my attention. I stress over it and take some form of it with me where ever I go.  So you see that's how it is technically without really being a boyfriend. I know kind of a stretch and I am a nerd. There you have it I might need to just get me a boyfriend and even my life out. (Now, on to figure out how to get a boyfriend)
As always Thanks for reading!